Big Ten basketball predictions

I may supplement this with actual analysis tomorrow, but here's my predicted finish in the Big Ten:

Indiana 14-4
Michigan 14-4
Michigan State 13-5
Minnesota 12-6
Wisconsin 12-6
Ohio State 12-6
Iowa 9-9
Illinois 8-10
Purdue 6-12
Northwestern 4-12
Penn State 2-16
Nebraska 1-17

That probably doesn't add up, but I'm tired and it's not likely anybody cares about my stupid uniformed opinion anyhow.